Beginners Luck

College isn't the real world. We may feel like we’re on the verge of adulthood, but the shit that happens in college is so insane, it can't be explained. Everyone's away from home, living with a whole bunch of other young adults, and trying to figure out who they are. Crazy shit is bound to happen. I’m currently a sophomore, and by this point, I’ve definitely got some stories. Feast your eyes on these hilarious tales – yes, they all actually happened (though whether they happened to me or someone else, I’ll never tell). Join back up with me every day and I'll tell you some of the crazy shit that can't even be explained. Here's the first one. Called "Bathroom Blues." During finals week, a sleepy junior had so much to do that they slept maybe 4-6 hours over the course of 3 or 4 days – and ended up falling asleep on the toilet in a restaurant bathroom. I mean hey, sleep is sleep, no matter where it happens.