Viewing Party

The way some dorms at my school are set up, you can see into other people’s rooms from your own room. A bunch of friends were in their suites common room when they saw one of their friends hooking up with someone. They turned off all of the lights, kneeled in front of the window, and treated the event as if it were a football game, cheering and hollering. Moral of the story? Close your blinds.

Look Out Below

A student was sick on a Saturday night and decided to stay in and get some work done. She was getting ready to go to bed when she heard loud groaning noises coming from her open window. A few seconds later, someone leaned out the window above hers and puked, all down her window. She lived on the 9th floor. It was so bad they had to get professional window cleaners to come and correct the situation. I have no words.

Forgetful

It was after 4pm, and a junior girl had already had a full day of internship, had just gotten to her second class – when she realized she had forgotten to put on a bra that morning. Just completely forgot. How does that even happen? It was finals week, so I guess there’s your answer.

Dorm Room Stripper

A second semester freshman was coming back from class when she got a text from her roommate that said, “Hey, can I have the room for a little while? This guy I met is coming to look at my clothes to see if they work for my new job as a stripper.” Can’t argue with that.

Beginners Luck

College isn't the real world. We may feel like we’re on the verge of adulthood, but the shit that happens in college is so insane, it can't be explained. Everyone's away from home, living with a whole bunch of other young adults, and trying to figure out who they are. Crazy shit is bound to happen. I’m currently a sophomore, and by this point, I’ve definitely got some stories. Feast your eyes on these hilarious tales – yes, they all actually happened (though whether they happened to me or someone else, I’ll never tell). Join back up with me every day and I'll tell you some of the crazy shit that can't even be explained. Here's the first one. Called "Bathroom Blues." During finals week, a sleepy junior had so much to do that they slept maybe 4-6 hours over the course of 3 or 4 days – and ended up falling asleep on the toilet in a restaurant bathroom. I mean hey, sleep is sleep, no matter where it happens.